Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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