so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
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Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
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My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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