i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
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Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
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He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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