Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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