just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
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No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
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I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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