Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
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I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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