There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
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he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
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You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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