so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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