I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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