..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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