Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
