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he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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