My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
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Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
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Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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