I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
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it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
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Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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