She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Randomize
