people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
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how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
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Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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