when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
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Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
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A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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