we made out on top of his cat.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
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I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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