Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
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This gyro tastes like lonliness
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
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I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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