you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
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My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
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All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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