He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
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Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
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There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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