So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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