sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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