People in love make me want to vomit
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
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time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
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These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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