i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
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I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
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THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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