my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
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I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
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I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?