it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
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I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
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yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
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