So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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