Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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