I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
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just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
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Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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