I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
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Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
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spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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