What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
