Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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