How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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