You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
