one might say we're banned from that church
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
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I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
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One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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