Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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