New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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