I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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