belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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