so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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