he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
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When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
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Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I have fence marks all over my body
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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