have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
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you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
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That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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