i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
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Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
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stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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