U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
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No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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