we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
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High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
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he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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