Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
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Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
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dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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