so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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