Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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