I want to stick my p in your. b.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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