Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
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I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
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Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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