He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
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at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
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Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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