You just made me feel so damn special
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
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This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
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You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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