some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
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You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
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I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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