her vagine was all disorganized.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
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is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
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Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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