That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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