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(317): View more from Indiana

i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants

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(253): View more from Washington

I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.

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(817): View more from Texas

You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant

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(865): View more from Tennessee

Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class

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(850): View more from Florida

how was your day?

(404): View more from Georgia

fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I just found puke in my bra..

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(205): View more from Alabama

I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!

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