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• (510): View more from California

  my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!

  (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..

  (609): View more from New Jersey

  AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.

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• (650): View more from California

  This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  i think i left a case of beer in your dryer

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.

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• (914): View more from New York

  just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness

  (305): View more from Florida

  They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia

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